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snake-dad:

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect

Posted 1 hour ago With 508,099 notes

“Learn to say ‘no’ without explaining yourself.”

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Posted 1 hour ago With 583,234 notes

butt-twitch:

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

i’d steal like one or twelve audis.. maybe a pup. 

Posted 7 hours ago With 184,251 notes

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

Posted 7 hours ago With 521,130 notes

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

vanconcastiel:

ignotum-per-aeque-ignotum:

fandomstuck:

the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it

Humans have 3 types of rods for processing color (red green and blue). Mantis Shrimp have 16.

Fucking shrimp. I will NOT be jealous of food.

a mantis shrimp will fuck you up

Posted 7 hours ago With 436,374 notes

tiddygorl:

Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*

Posted 8 hours ago With 33,247 notes