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At what age do you think you'll tell Ashtyn that she's tumblr famous?

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kidsraisingkids:

You think she doesn’t know???

Posted 8 hours ago With 361 notes

“You can be in a relationship for two years and feel nothing; you can be in a relationship for 2 months and feel everything. Time is not a measure of quality; of infatuation, or of love.”

(via keepthosebirdsatbay)

THIS

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Posted 8 hours ago With 373,241 notes

if you love yourself and others please wear deodorant

Posted 19 hours ago With 11,941 notes

babyferaligator:

the first person that masturbated must have been like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Posted 1 day ago With 246,326 notes

A haiku about Mario Kart

hippiebones:

Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that red shell
I will fuck you up

Posted 1 day ago With 282,917 notes

“Neville had come lunging out of nowhere; unable to articulate a spell, he had jabbed Hermione’s wand hard into the eye hole of the Death Eater’s mask. The man relinquished Harry at once with a howl of pain.”

Chapter 35 - Beyond the Veil
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Guys, remember that time Neville couldn’t get his wand to work so he stabbed a motherfucker in the eye?

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